Monday, March 23, 2009

The best eight bucks I’ve spent this year



Last night restored my faith in and passion for live music.

Trekked up to Denton for a triple bill at the remote Rubber Gloves Rehearsal Studios in the industrial cement sector of Denton. My friend Max and I pulled his car into the parking space in front of the door, paid $8 at the door and were admitted.

No Ticketmaster. No $10 service charge. No “convenience charge” to print out my “Express Ticket” on my computer with my ink. No $15 parking fee. No parking hassles. No hassles whatsoever.

Along with about 40 others in the tiny room, we enjoyed three indie bands, all a bit ragged from their performances during the previous days at SXSW. Loved the Antlers, enjoyed the frenetic Tyvek, and got lost in the sonic swirl of the explosive and loud Asobi Seksu. The band finished with the epic Red Sea at about 1.30 a.m. Glorious.

Made me feel alive and totally engaged – and left me wondering why I don’t do that more often.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

coolest world capital names

Bucharest
Budapest (phonetically similar to Bucharest)
Cairo
Dakar
Djibouti
Funafuti*
Islamabad
Kathmandu
Khartoum
Kuala Lumpur
Nairobi
Minsk
Pago Pago
Prague
Reykjavík
Sarajevo
Tripoli
Vienna

If Dar es Salaam were a world capital, it'd be my favorite.

*also on my "Most Whimsical" list.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

I've been Hoagie-d!


While wandering past the downtown Dickey’s at lunch, I was drawn to a poster touting their new BBQ Hoagie at the low introductory price of $2.99.

Advertising works.

Intrigued, I strode inside and ordered one so-called brisket hoagie to go.

Back at my office desk I discovered in my Dickey's bag, quite possibly, the world’s smallest hoagie.

This reality collided violently with my perception of a hoagie: A massive, workingman’s two-fisted, City of Brotherly Love sandwich. An intimidating vessel of meat and fixings that commands respect as it emerges from a black metal lunch pail.

I must say my Dickey's "hoagie" was tasty. But I suggest this finger food should not be called a hoagie.

A few possibilities for the good folks at Dickey’s to consider:
--Hoagie, Jr.
--Mini Hogi
--The WeeWich
--TinyHoagie
--ShrinkWich
--Furious FistSized Fast Food
--The BBQuaintWich
--Sliced Dinner Roll with Meat

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

My Album

My Album

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

the influencers


In the agency world, much attention and energy is given to reaching the “influencers.”

I’ve been thinking a lot about influencers lately.

But not about those cool kids we marketers long to excite so they’ll influence their sycophantic pals.

Rather, I’ve been thinking about those people who have had an influence in my life.

Of course there have been many. Those friends and family members who have introduced me to different aspects of music, film, books, faith, work . . . the list goes on.

I can easily (and enjoyably) think of ten people who have influenced my musical tastes.

Mom, what with her Kris Kristofferson and Neil Diamond LPs rocking from the refrigerator-on-its-side sized stereo console nestled deep in our home’s shag carpet.

Phil P, my artistic and gifted friend who introduced me to FM rock in 8th grade. Phil was advanced in matters of music, his tastes running toward jazz and album rock. And while I never warmed to the fusion stylings he favored -- Chick Corea and Return to Forever -- I was astonished when he played for me side one of A Day at the Races. The harmonies and big, bombastic sounds of Queen was nothing short of a revelation. Epic. I also credit Phil for turning me on to Bowie, Heart, Steely Dan, Black Sabbath, Springsteen, and others.

Cousin Phil, who, during a 1970s Thanksgiving family gathering, set me up in his parents’ room with a pair of oversized Koss headphones and dropped the needle on some CSN&Y and Zeppelin. That was big. As a prog rock guy, Phil also introduced me to the genius of Pink Floyd and, much later, to Radiohead’s stunning OK Computer.

Kirk Mc, my cool, older church friend with a hot rod whose speakers would be subjected to repeated plays of Bad Motor Scooter by Montrose and Train Kept A Rollin’ at, shall we say, exaggerated volume. And it was while riding in his back seat, in magnficent proximity to these speakers, that I enjoyed this first taste of "hard rock" and Aerosmith. Incredible. Later, Kirk (and his car) took me to my first rock concert: Aerosmith and AC/DC at the Long Beach Arena.

Kirk H, a baseball teammate of mine. With Prop 13 cutbacks, a few of us would pile into Kirk’s VW squareback instead of a school bus for away games. En route, Kirk blared Sex Pistols and the Ramones. This introduction to punk was glorious and defining.

Catherine, my co-worker at Brentano’s bookstore who introduced me to the sweeping atmospheric sounds of groups like Roxy Music, Cocteau Twins, and Ultravox.

Joel P who, in college, generously swapped albums with me so I could record various mixes on my beloved TDK-SA90s. Joel also turned me on to the curiosity and beauty of artists like Laurie Anderson and Bill Nelson.

Davey G, Max, Adam . . . fellow agency creatives who have over the years pointed me to some of my favorite bands: Asobi Seksu, M83, Pernice Brothers, Stellastarr, My Vitriol, Feeder . . .

Thanks for indulging me in this exercise, a consequence of reconnecting with old friends through Facebook – and revisiting the roles each have played in my life.

A few things strike me here.

1. How telling it is to connect the dots and track the development and shape of personal taste.
2. How easy it is to recall place. Decades later, I can vividly recall the back seats of the Kirks’ cars.
3. How I can still remember and feel the emotion of those wonderful Eureka! moments.
4. How grateful I am for these influences.

So . . . who has influenced you?

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Mystery Man on Film: The “Raiders” Story Conference

Mystery Man on Film: The “Raiders” Story Conference

Long but fascinating read about the original brainstorming sessions for Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Rockology Revisited

Below is the very first post that was ever made on Funegro, back in 2003. I wondered if anyone would like to revisit our selections with the benefit of a few more years of wisdom...

Personally, I have come to realize the greatness of Nirvana and would like to submit to the committee that we consider replacing Ted Nugent as the representative of the letter "N". For their definitive song, I would suggest the song that changed everything, Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Thoughts?

Original Post:

Below is an alphabetical listing of the greatest rock & roll artists of all time, along with their definitive works. A single artist was selected for each letter of the alphabet, and then a recording was selected that best represents their work.

Many thanks to the selection committee - me, Scott Biggers and Eric Oliver.

Aerosmith - Dream On
Beatles - Let it Be
Eric Clapton - Layla
The Doors - Break on Through
The Eagles - Hotel California
Foreigner - Feels Like the First Time
Grateful Dead - Truckin'
Jimi Hendrix - All Along the Watchtower
INXS - Don't Change
Jethro Tull - Aqualung
Kansas - Carry On My Wayward Son
Led Zepplin - Stairway to Heaven
Van Morrison - Moondance
Ted Nugent - Stranglehold
Roy Orbison - Pretty Woman
Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Rolling Stones - Jumpin Jack Flash
Bruce Springsteen - Born to Run
Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime
U2 - I Will Follow
Van Halen - Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love
The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again
X - Los Angeles
Yes - Roundabout
ZZ Top - La Grange

THRU YOU | Kutiman mixes YouTube

Amazing...

THRU YOU | Kutiman mixes YouTube

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Ignorance is bliss


One of the most fascinating aspects of growing older is how clichés become reality.

I think of those phrases and truisms you hear all your life. From TV, film, friends, parents, wherever. An example might be “keeping up with the Jones.” As a kid, I understood this principle. You want to have what your friends have.

But sometime during my adult life, I experienced the seductive power of status, of gathering things and caring too deeply about how those things defined me, vis a vis my peers. That’s when I understood the cliché at a visceral level – and began to grasp the problems of living that way.

So there’s a reason these phrases have weathered the test of time: The universal and human principle of truth each contains.

This year, I’m experiencing the truth of “ignorance is bliss.” At least the truth for me.

Because 2009’s steady drumbeat of economic woes rob me of the bliss that comes with living in the moment. Perhaps this says more about my perspective and priorities.

But this year, I recognize how much of a drag this constant stream of gloomy news and dismal economic indicators is on my spirit. By their very nature, they transport you to the past and the future, out of the present moment.

And I resent those who force this news on me.

Chief offenders in my daily life are the big screen TVs in our downtown office building lobby that broadcast CNN, presumably to fill those idle seconds of its tenants waiting for the elevator. (Honorable mention goes to the blowhard at last week’s Mavericks game who forced his loud and unsolicited pessimistic economic opinions on all of us seated in section 119.)

In a day and age where news can be obtained in an instant from our handheld devices, this “push” tactic of content feels increasingly anachronistic. Especially when the content being pushed is lousy news, and, for me, comes with the personal subtext of poor investment decisions, hemorrhaging retirement funds, and my kids’ future.

My refuge from this distracting noise is the museum, a short walk from the building. It’s there I find inspiration in watching the children playing in the courtyard. Of course, these school kids are blissfully unaware of recession, market turmoil and the government’s grim employment outlook. In their oblivion, they experience the joy and play in their midst.

Inspired, I tried a media fast Wednesday. Away from the day’s toxic news my mood lightened. My senses sharpened. My food tasted better, the sun felt warmer, and, in the absence of roses, I sat and smelled the coffee. I was truly enjoying the day.

Of course it is this unplugging that makes our annual retreat to the New Mexico mountains so glorious. What a treat to experience that high-altitude feeling midweek in a flat urban environment. The simplicity of living in the moment. The joy of the present.

Indeed, the bliss of ignorance.

Funegro Classics: November of 2004

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