the strangest thing happened to me last nite. i was sitting at home, reading the newspaper, minding my own business, when sasquatch thrust his hairy hand-paw appendage through our plate glass window and . . . wait. that was the second strangest thing.

actually, the strangest thing last nite was a letter of apology i got in the mail from the good folks at entertainment weekly, acknowledging the billing error and promising to correct it.

if only they had the restitution ethos of zaccheus -- to offer me a "fourfold" makegood.

regardless, my faith in shallow celebrity journalism is restored!