Saturday, May 30, 2009

18 things I can do underwater I wish I could do on dry land


1. Levitate
2. Double flip
3. One handed handstand
4. Two handed handstand
5. Flying kung fu kicks
6. The “whirling dervish”
7. Wear goggles and look cool
8. Tread air
9. Long jump 35 feet
10. Amuse my friends
11. Hold my breath without being accused of something
12. Get service without shoes or shirt
13. Make my hair look like that
14. Bench press 400 lbs
15. Self actualization
16. Avoid mosquitoes
17. Be on time
18. Math

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